Thursday

I can't wait for the comedy that will be Sarah Palin debating this Thursday.

VW reborn

So after not having my car for a week and one day, I will be getting it back soon. I've missed her tremendously. I have the money (in a day or two) and told them to order the parts and work on it. You go McCormick Motorsports!

Another Post Secret

This one is so me...

The Office

I was bored tonight and wanted to watch something funny. I got onto Netflix and decided to watch The Office (the BBC series) and forgot how much I loved it. The first series is much better than the second series. They're both funny but I like the first one more.

Plus I love the theme song and unlike American shows, BBC shows are 29 minutes or a full half hour instead of 21-23 minutes.

The Darjeeling Limited

What a movie. It's great. Wes Andersen makes some darn good flicks is all I'm saying.

The folowing is from stuffwhitepeoplelike.com -

#10 Wes Anderson movies
January 20, 2008 by clander

White people love Wes Anderson movies more than they love their kids. If a white guy takes a white girl to a Wes Anderson movie on their first date, and neither of them have seen it, they will immediately commence a relationship that is reflected in songs by Ryan Adams and Bright Eyes.
Wes Anderson movies have this way of being sort of funny and a little clever, so white people in the audience will laugh like crazy. Also, if they don’t get the joke and other white people start laughing, they’ll all join in. It’s pretty much the case that if one dude with glasses laughs, the entire theater will be in stitches within 15 seconds.
If you find yourself in a situation with a white person, and an awkard silence falls over you. Mention any of the movies below and you will have something to talk about, and they will like you. Here are some approved comments:

The Darjeeling Limited (2007) “It’s so great to see that he’s back, Owen Wilson is just fantastic.” Hotel Chevalier (2007) “Can you believe Natalie Portman got kind of naked?”
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004) “I know a lot of people said they didn’t like this film, but I thought it was fantastic.” (Note: it is acceptable to be critical of this movie).
The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) “This movie changed my life.”
Rushmore (1998) “This is when Bill Murray really changed in my eyes, he’s so fantastic in the movie, and Jason Schwartzman is a true star.”
Bottle Rocket (1996) “I saw this movie in 1994″

How can something be new and improved? I don't understand.

Bored bored bored. Another day at work where there is nothing to do and the book I have is boring. I need to bring a different one tomorrow.

I was checking PostSecret and saw this. It made me sad.

There have been a few times I've almost sent them a postcard. Haven't done it yet but I've really wanted to.

Ha ha ha

I found a few pictures I took of myself post tooth removal/pre percocet and post percocet. Besides the fact the left side of my face was numb, hitting part of the trigeminal nerve really jacked up the palsy. The left side of my face looks more f-ed up than the right side and both sides have equal amounts of pain meds flowing through them. A mouth full of gauze and a pain pill later I was not feeling too bad.

So while I was washing my hair tonight, I thought about a few weekends ago when I went to see my friend's band play. I had just washed my hair and put it up because I didn't want to dry it. A friend walked in the bar later on and said something about how my hair smelled. "Aveda?" she asked and I said, "No, Suave." I don't use expensive shampoo and conditioner. I don't think my hair cares that much. When it comes to the product I put in after washing I do care what that is.

That's all.

I hate slow days

Our volume is next to non-existent today and I'm still going to be here until at least 3. Stupid sort.

Have I mentined I love McSweeney's?

HAMLET (FACEBOOK NEWSFEED EDITION).
BY SARAH SCHMELLING
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Horatio thinks he saw a ghost.
Hamlet thinks it's annoying when your uncle marries your mother right after your dad dies.
The king thinks Hamlet's annoying.
Laertes thinks Ophelia can do better.
Hamlet's father is now a zombie.
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The king poked the queen.
The queen poked the king back.
Hamlet and the queen are no longer friends.
Marcellus is pretty sure something's rotten around here.
Hamlet became a fan of daggers.
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Polonius says Hamlet's crazy ... crazy in love!
Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and Hamlet are now friends.
Hamlet wonders if he should continue to exist. Or not.
Hamlet thinks Ophelia might be happier in a convent.
Ophelia removed "moody princes" from her interests.
Hamlet posted an event: A Play That's Totally Fictional and In No Way About My Family
The king commented on Hamlet's play: "What is wrong with you?"
Polonius thinks this curtain looks like a good thing to hide behind.
Polonius is no longer online.
- - - -
Hamlet added England to the Places I've Been application.
The queen is worried about Ophelia.
Ophelia loves flowers. Flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers. Oh, look, a river.
Ophelia joined the group Maidens Who Don't Float.
Laertes wonders what the hell happened while he was gone.
- - - -
The king sent Hamlet a goblet of wine.
The queen likes wine!
The king likes ... oh crap.
The queen, the king, Laertes, and Hamlet are now zombies.
Horatio says well that was tragic.
Fortinbras, Prince of Norway, says yes, tragic. We'll take it from here.
Denmark is now Norwegian.
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This always gets me

Why is it so freaking hard to fold a fitted sheet? I was putting up some sheets and towels yesterday and of course here comes the fitted sheet. I usually fake fold it and it ends up in a wad but last night I made one of my attempts to actually fold it but it didn't work.

I hate them. I truly hate them.